ask her if she still keeps all her kings in the back row

yeah, not so much. this is me, taking a homework break at 10:49 on a saturday night while my coffee brews. coffee at this hour is probably a Bad Move, but you guys have no idea how boring Steppenwolf is, blerrhhh. although! the syllabus was like "watch out for doubling!" and i was like, you mean keep your eyes peeled for teh gay? and, lo and behold, by page 165 the pretty girl shows up dressed as main whiny dude's childhood best bro, seducin chicks. so, something interesting, only i definitely stopped caring during the "treatise" section that lasted eighty thousand years. my other homework is way more interesting, actually, because i'm a nerd. anyway, at least i'm not working right now woooooo

i know i'm several years behind on this, but OMG DEXTER SEASON 1 is where it's at. adam and i have been been basically injecting the first 2 discs into our brains. ITS AWESOME!

guess who has off friday night? JAMIE AND ADAM SO POTIONS CLASS IS A GOOOOO

they play a different version of this song AT LEAST once an hour and i'm still totally digging it, especially this ella fitzgerald version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkjz-6nic8

nooommm.

my dad sent me a text this morning, wanting to know "the name of that one christmas song" so i called to help him figure it out (Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses, btw)and they were totally having an awesome party without me! since it's The Snowpocalypse up there (over a foot!) everyone was basically stuck at home, which is the only way multiple Valentine paths cross like that and there was christmas music! and decorating! and yuletide joy! and lyndsay, of all people, was honestly BAKING. wts. jerks, having an awesome time without me. *sigh* when im a teacher, ill get some of this time of the year off, so ill save holiday-ness til then

the stove in the kitchen is making this incessant clicking, but not at a steady beat. IT CANNOT BE IGNORED AND ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY also maybe it's filling the apartment with gas? i don't think thats true, but my head WILL explode soon im pretty sure.

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spoke too soon. professor mcextra assignments strikes again, plus adam has an unexpected weird early afternoon shift. boo :(

i guess ill see you hookers in the new year? (the harry and david is in red and green boxes, so itll be CLEARANCE yom. also: DANA let me know if you have an idea in advance what day(s) youll be in sota so adam and i can pre-arrange to also be there

i have no idea if this is going to actually happen, but maybe adam and i will be visiting 'sota sometime this weekend. however, i just received some crazy administration-is-apparently-trying-to-piss-everyone-off sounding email, and suddenly it is ESSENTIAL that we have guest passes? ANYWAY if we visit, and you volunteer to be our chaperones, i guess, you will be rewarded with DELICIOUS HARRY & DAVID MOOSE MUNCH, which i can acquire from work at a steep-ass discount.

also, when is yalls semester over, since next weekend might work out better, except i suspect you will all be gone home by then?

macy's('s) holiday gift catalog features overpriced silliness, creeper santa:

http://macys.shoplocal.com/macys/default.aspx?action=entryflash&

thanksgiving paper writing is admittedly totally lame, but im working 9 or 10 hour shifts on all the days until it is due, so. also, it says right on the syllabus that this is a "Shitty first draft" so I'm basically bsing all over it, AND i have almost tricked myself into thinking that what i'm really doing is training my pandora stations. also, i had my fun already when adam and i popped down to ncf :)

the goal was to finish up this paper and then start another class's rough draft tonight, but due to a serious motivational fail, that isn't actually likely. this paper WILL be finished up, though. it's okay, because adam has to work turkey day evening, so what we're probably doing is having what i've named Janksgiving Lunch*, and then I can do my work, so I'm none too stressed. I'm kind of hoping that his boss managed to find a replacement for that night so we can properly feast, although it'll mean a CRAZY sunday night-monday morning paper xtravaganza.


*Janksgiving will be seriously jank- we dont have a table and our oven doesn't work, so it'll be weird stove-top creations. itll be ludicrous and funny and ill take pictures for yall

don't worry-the latest episode of top model made me cry too! wtfffff? i think it's because erin is such a shitty bitch, her staying is always like a sock in the gut. also sundai's face looked so crazy sad. if erin stays one more round i'll freak out.

ALSO IN ENTERTAINMENT:

-Up made me cry for about the first half hour. it's so frigging genius, and I'm pretty sure pixar is the only movie company even trying anymore
-drag me to hell was a piece of vomity, predictable shit, and i'm mad at anyone who told me otherwise (92% on the usually trustworthy rotten tomatoes!! THE JEZEBELS LIKED IT.)
-finally saw tropic thunder and found it hilarious. GRANTED it's a lot of offensive humor, but the point was clearly that these are bad people that we're watching, so it worked for me, and I'm a Humorless Feminist. plus i was writing this review paper on post-post-modernism or some other made up nonsense, so it was really an academic viewing experience.

is this craigslist ad creepy, or do i just have my creep-dar jacked up to high?

"Santa is looking for a helper who can work three days per week, Fri, ,Sat, Sunday. Starting Fri November 20th. You must be good with public (children), shoot photos and more. You must be female, 18yrs. or older, bright disposition, good attitude, reliable and have transportation, Please contact Santa with photo and some backround.Call 727-545-1996 "


i think it's the please contact santa with a photo part. bleeerrr

http://www.someecards.com/card/this-halloween-you-dress-up-as-a-giant-silver-balloon-while-i-hide-out-at-home-not-doing-shit#

apparently i'm sick as shit right now, and it appeared out of nowhere last night. (i was doing homework and shivering, but when adam came home he was like, 'why is it hot as hades up in here?' and i realized that i was feverish and etc) SO that means i was probably incubating this fucker while i was there sharing airspace with the ladies and gent of the 307 and i had no idea, i promise.

chicken soup and homework night woo

i was supposed to have this evening completely free, but Professor McExtraAssignments was like, why don't you just write two pages on nuthin and turn a hard copy of that in. HOMIE SERIOUSLY this is a commuter campus, get with the program and let us email you when you assign bullshit like this. ANYWAY the only day I can turn it in is wednesday so I have to do it now. lamesauce, i guess.

HEY YOU GUYS maybe i'll be there saturday night. get pumped.

my god, glee. how do you manage it? how do you appeal to both my idealistic and cynical sides all in the same episode? also, KRISTIN CHENOWITH I LOVE HER.

online classes are basically alright, except for how they always want you to have "discussion threads" based on everyone in the group ANSWERING THE SAME QUESTION. all you can really say is "Interesting point! I agree!" because the question is always a variation on "standardized testing is bullshit, amirite?" and every person's answer is always a longer version of "Hells to the YES".

in other news, i was all OMGZ when am i gonna write that paper due wednesday??? then i looked at the info again and it's TWO TO THREE PAGES. on a toni morrison novel, and its about Major Themes, and she doesn't exactly hide those from you! so, the answer is, i can write that in my sleep.

i was asking myself just a second ago why am i watching a CW show called The Vampire Diaries, and the answer is that I CANT NOT WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT

work was long and really boring, except for moments of everything being loud and not working properly, so i was all nervous already. THEN some FUCKING ASSHOLE pulled his creeper truck up next to me on the STREET in the FUCKING DARK and was like "heeeyyy how far are you going baby?" and it was terrifying, especially since it was apparently drive your sketchy truck really slowly day, everyone was doing it. by the time i got home i was safe here i was just really really pissed. BUT THEN i read http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8245339.stm and cried like a fool.

i just read through that whole dumb-shit comment thread about the "abortuary" and IM SO SORRY and again applaud your ability to not be like LISTEN FUCKHEADS COOL IT WITH YOUR NONSENSE SHUUUUTTTUPPPPP. I was going to tell you which was my *favorite* douchenozzle, but then i realized the blinding hate blinded me. baaarrffff all over them. OOH actually i remembered, my favorite is that twatpaddle who was like, "um, first of all she could have just not had sex SLUT SHAAMMEE. also, adoptions are magic! everyone has one and being in the foster system doesn't suck at all!!"

congrats on getting your proof wooooooo! lauren, sam, alex, kate, how are classes? mariah! how's duke! jacob, uga? everyone else should tell me their news too!